Pages from the Secret Diary of Hillary Clinton
What was I thinking? My only regret is that I didn’t think of this before. Bill went to the CharityBuzz Celebrity Auction and brought in a bucket of money. How much? $255,000. Even Oprah wasn’t worth that much money. The woman who runs Grant Me The Wisdom Foundation, Debbie McLoed, put up the winning bid. … Read More »
American companies are hoarding their international cash to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars. I say, “Cough it up!” Large cash reserves are nothing new, of course. But it’s a sign of the times. Companies don’t want to take risks so they sit on their profits and refuse to bring it back to … Read More »
Mexico is nice this time of year. That’s why the G20 Group held their Ministers of Foreign Affairs in Los Cabos. The Mexican Mafia were all drunk or hungover and couldn’t make it despite their last minute threats. One of my aids told me they got lost below deck trying to rob a cruise ship. … Read More »
PBS is running the Clinton series. It’s a four hour documentary about Bill’s life from childhood to presidency. Out of four hours that spans about 40 years, there’s 40 minutes of Monica Lewinsky. What’s with that, PBS? It’s old news. Let it be already. It’s not like Bill was the first president to enjoy the … Read More »
Money talks. Bill makes more money in a half dozen speeches than I make as Secretary of State. That’s why the job at the World Bank looks compelling. With Robert Zoellick out, it’s time to dust off my resume. The only problem? The World Bank is an old boys club. More specifically, it’s an old … Read More »
I’m not a doctor, but from what I know, having a bad heart isn’t a good thing. Unless you’re a comedy writer. Dick Cheney, Bush’s evil Vice President, architect of the Iraq war, benefactor of Haliburton’s financial windfalls, and heart attack victim has just called me easy. Me? Easy? It seems that Cheney forgot his … Read More »
The more I think about it, the more it makes sense to take Obama’s offer to replace Joe Biden as the Vice President. I can do that. Not only would I be a heartbeat away from becoming President, I’d be first in line in 2016. If the economy keeps on track then it’s smooth sailing … Read More »
Madam Vice President. That has a nice ring to it. Being Secretary of State is a cushy job, except for all the travel. But Vice President? It’s just a heart beat away from the top job. More money. More power. I’d have Obama’s ear. Of course, I had Bill’s ear, too, back in the day. … Read More »
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