Consider it a wake up call from the Warrior Queen. If Iran does anything, I repeat, anything to harm Israel, I would not hesitate to nuke them back to the Dark Ages. For Iran, that would be about 10 years ago. They haven’t advanced much. Alright, maybe nuke is a harsh word. How about massive … Read More »
It’s a game changer
May 2, 2008
All I’m saying these days is that Tuesday’s election in Indiana is a game changer. When I win that election I get to use the same phrase again in North Carolina. When I win there it’s a game changer. What’s the game? Politics as usual. Nothing really changes. You would think that voters realize that … Read More »
Big Booster or bye bye Bayh?
May 1, 2008
Paying some historical homage to General Custer, Indiana is pretty much Clinton’s Last Stand. The man on the hot seat for delivering a win in Indiana is Evan Bayh, the former Governor-turned-Senator who promised me he would deliver his state. He’s my biggest booster in Indiana. We’ll see. It’s getting awfully close in the polls. … Read More »
Traitor Joe
April 30, 2008
Joe Andrew is a traitor. How dare he defect to the Obama campaign after all I’ve done for him. Who does he think he is? He’s finished in this business once I’m in the White House. What is the world coming to when you can’t trust political appointees to do what you tell them to … Read More »
The governor is a white man
April 29, 2008
Bill called me on the cell phone last night and said that North Carolina Governor Mike Easley would endorse me instead of Barack Obama. Praise be to the Lord! The man should get a cabinet post if I win North Carolina’s primary. We could always use another person of color in the New Clinton White … Read More »
The working class
April 28, 2008
One thing I love to do to people in the media is play chameleon and constantly re-invent myself. They eat it up, thinking all the while that I’m connecting with people, showing the real me. If anyone is doing a count I’m up to the seventh ‘real me’ since the Iowa caucuses. The latest series … Read More »
Obama’s problem? He goes to church!
April 27, 2008
Look at all the fiery coals Barack Obama has heaped upon his own head recently. His former pastor gets headlines as a racist and voters don’t understand why Obama didn’t dump the man years ago. The real problem here isn’t the so-called Pastor Wright or religion or even race. The real problem is that Obama … Read More »
Politics is strange bedfellows
April 26, 2008
It dawned on me that I’m suddenly getting political support from the strangest places. It isn’t money, it’s kudos from the unlikeliest sources. Who supports Hillary Clinton these days? Rush Limbaugh, that’s who. Rush and Pat Buchanan. Limbaugh started to encourage people to vote for me back in the Texas and Ohio primaries. Maybe that’s … Read More »