Pages from the Secret Diary of Hillary Clinton
One of my staff brought me an old copy of the Weekly World News. The headline? Hillary Clinton To Challenge Obama For President. That’s news to me. I don’t know how rumors like this get started but in this case I had an idea and did a little snooping around. It was Bill. My darling … Read More »
It was 20 years ago when I said, “I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was fulfill my profession.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m a woman. Baking is in my genes. Telling the world I wanted something more than baking cookies touched … Read More »
Forget 2012. Republicans are playing the Keystone Kops this year. Barring the unexpected, President Obama will win in another electoral landslide. Why? Game Change. If that’s how Republicans select their candidates, why not? After all, Democrats have won the White House every year since 1992. Yes, George W. Bush became president in 2000, but that’s … Read More »
Americans are bored. They’re ready for another change. Democrats have fallen out of love with President Obama. Republican protestant evangelicals will select either a Catholic or a Mormon as their candidate. Who does America pine over? Clintons. Hillary Worship™ is alive and well throughout the country, and they want another Clinton. Me. So, I decided … Read More »
If Meryl Streep is cast as the lead in the movie about my life I will be eternally honored. After all, she played Margaret Thatcher and how did that turn out? Streep won an Oscar. And Streep as Clinton would give her yet another Oscar. Any movie about my life will be controversial, but I’m … Read More »
So I’m not a flashy dresser. Unless baggy pantsuits are the 21st century version of flashy. I like comfortable. Loose. Warm. Huffington Post fell in love with my Chanel jacket, which I wear constantly while on the road. It makes the wives of other world leaders jealous so they want one, too. And Chanel gives … Read More »
Love him or hate him, Ron Paul is the Republican candidate for President who should be embraced by all God-fearing Republicans. Paul disagreed with President Obama’s apology to the Afghans over those burned Qurans. We exchanged words in public. It’s the American way. Paul, to his credit, and so far, the only Republican candidate for … Read More »
There isn’t much on television these days that’s original. After Political Animals airs on television this summer, television will be as unoriginal as ever. Political Animals is about a new Secretary of State who lost the presidential nomination, and has trouble dealing with a philandering ex-husband who once was president. Sound familiar? Sigourney Weaver has … Read More »
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