Pages from the Secret Diary of Hillary Clinton
Travel is a bitch. Especially if the travel is to Saudi Arabia. To meet the king. This will not end well. Here’s the way it works. The Saudi’s control the flow of oil from the Mideast. They can make the price go up, and they can make it go down, just by closing or opening … Read More »
This new pair of glasses was long overdue. It’s a wonder I could get on the correct plane at the airport, my eyes were so bad. Once I put on these new prescription glasses I could see everything much more clearly. The first thing I did was tell Bill to lose a few more pounds. … Read More »
The headlines are wrong. Former Vice President Dick Cheney did not have a heart transplant. A transplant implies that he had a heart to start with, and we know full well that Dick Cheney never had a heart. Ever. There are a couple of sad aspects to Cheney and his new heart. The first is … Read More »
Guess what? I’m not Irish. Thank God for that. Everywhere you turn these days there’s someone claiming to be Irish. Sarah Palin’s Irish. Diane Sawyer is Irish. Rosie O’Donnell is some kind of queer Irish. Soledad O’Brien is Irish (but she has a great tan). What’s the big deal about being Irish? It’s like some … Read More »
Oh, Lord. I get to travel to Northern Ireland. Again. If ever there was a God-forsaken under developed democracy, it’s Northern Ireland. It’s cold and wet and everybody– and I mean everybody– drinks too much. Bill and I visited the country back in the early 1990s. I didn’t even know Northern Ireland was a separate … Read More »
It could happen. It’s crazy, but it could happen. And it’s not the craziest idea yet. Bill wants Joe Biden to become Secretary of State and me to become Vice President on the ticket with President Obama in 2012. It could happen. It won’t, but it could. The latest woman to jump on my bandwagon … Read More »
It isn’t often that a politician gets an airport named in their honor. That’s what happened to Bill and me. The Little Rock Municipal Airport Commission decided to rename their airport to the Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport. Why? Because Bill and I mean so much to Arkansas. Really? That’s what the Commission said. … Read More »
Who doesn’t wonder what happened to Amelia Earhart? The world’s most famous female aviator was lost 75 years ago trying to fly around the world. Big whoop. I fly around the world a few times every year. How hard can it be? Today there’s yet another in the endless attempts to find Earhart’s plane. The … Read More »
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