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		<title>My Talk With Newt Gingrich (speed dial is a bitch)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 22:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My phone is always on and I&#8217;m usually calling or being called by someone. Bill, Barack, heads of state, celebrities, they all have my number and don&#8217;t mind using. Late Sunday night I was trying to call that Chinese blind guy, Chen Guangcheng and apparently hit the wrong photo on my phone&#8217;s speed dial. Newt&#160;...&#160;<a href="http://hillaryzilla.com/2012/05/04/my-talk-with-newt-gingrich-speed-dial-is-a-bitch/" class="read_more">Read&#160;More</a>&#160;&#187;]]></description>
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		<title>No More Drunk Texting For Me!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 23:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my own fault, really. I figured that since the Secret Service was engaged in late night revelry that it would be alright for me. The only problem is that I can&#8217;t hold my liquor. A bottle, a couple of shots, or even a few sniffs of Purell and I&#8217;m done for the night.&#160;...&#160;<a href="http://hillaryzilla.com/2012/04/30/no-more-drunk-texting-for-me/" class="read_more">Read&#160;More</a>&#160;&#187;]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Going To China, Baby!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Clintons are going to China. Again. What a shopping trip this will be. Sure, we have to meet top Chinese officials and tour some factories and schools, but the real reason to go to China is all the cheap stuff. And I don&#8217;t mean that in a Walmart kind of way. The trip almost&#160;...&#160;<a href="http://hillaryzilla.com/2012/04/27/im-going-to-china-baby/" class="read_more">Read&#160;More</a>&#160;&#187;]]></description>
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		<title>I Say Bomb Iran First</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 03:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama is driving me nuts. He is such a peacenik. No spine at all. While he admonishes the Republicans to stop their loose talk of war, I&#8217;m on the war path, publicly telling Iran to get ready for the big one. It&#8217;s coming. I slicked down my hair, grabbed the podium, and in no&#160;...&#160;<a href="http://hillaryzilla.com/2012/04/06/i-say-bomb-iran-first/" class="read_more">Read&#160;More</a>&#160;&#187;]]></description>
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		<title>Mitt Romney Is James Bond</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hillary Clinton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you need someone to say something stupid, who you gonna call? Mitt Romney. He says Russia is America&#8217;s main geopolitical foe of the 21st century. Hello? Mitt? 1961 called and they want you to give up playing James Bond. Let me say it first, Governor Romney. Russia is not our main geopolitical foe. It&#8217;s&#160;...&#160;<a href="http://hillaryzilla.com/2012/04/02/mitt-romney-is-james-bond/" class="read_more">Read&#160;More</a>&#160;&#187;]]></description>
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