No one should ever think that Hillary Clinton doesn’t know the truth about John McCain and Barack Obama. The truth is, they’re not Americans. Since neither McCain or Obama can claim to be a true, naturally born American, they can’t be elected President. It won’t happen. We plan to hold on to this news until … Read More »

I’m up early this morning. Something has been gnawing at me for hours. There’s no doubt about it. I need some fire in my speeches. It needs to be something like what Barack uses after he wins a couple of states, but less like a Baptist preacher. It doesn’t look good coming from a middle-aged … Read More »

Patti decided to step down right before I fired her. I think she was tipped off by Donald Trump. His advice was so right on target. Maggie Williams complexion is much better. Like a warm mocha latte. Even better is that Maggie knows how to make me laugh, especially when things don’t look so good. … Read More »

So a bunch of us from Yale were sitting around a table in New Haven today, when my old friend Penn said, “Welcome home, dear friend. We are so proud of you.” And those damn tears showed up again. There must be a primary election tomorrow. Penn Rhodeen was here with me in the beginning … Read More »

Newspaper editors love digging up dirt from the past. Even the New York Times plays both sides of the street. They endorse me one day, dig up a little dirt the next day. Yesterday’s brouhaha was a photo the Times dug up from 1960-something or other, and an article where I was quoted using the … Read More »

Ted Kennedy loves Barack Obama and not me. All I can say is I’m hurt. We tried. Bill talked to Ted on the phone to get him to hold his endorsement until after Super Tuesday’s primaries. In the end, Kennedy was pissed that we didn’t call him sooner. Either way, it’s difficult to fight the … Read More »

I’m a little baggy eyed today. Fortunately, no one noticed. We were up late last night with Rob Reiner in California, twisting a few Hollywood arms, and spinning his big money Rolodex. Winning the Democratic nomination won’t be easy without winning in California, and that means spending money. Lots of money. Spending big money means … Read More »

Now I know why tag team wrestling is so popular. The bad guys always gang up on the good guys, but the good guys end up winning. It’s a tag team wrestling match made in heaven. Barack ‘Half Breed‘ Obama and John ‘Pretty Boy‘ Edwards vs. Hillary ‘Ice Queen‘ Clinton and Bill ‘The Stallion‘ Clinton. … Read More »