Wine and turkey do not a good dinner meal make. I took two naps today, and in both cases turkey was involved. Speaking of turkey, I got a call and an endorsement tonight from, guess who? Bernadette Chirac, the wife of former French President Jacques Chirac. Bill says Bernadette is what I’ll look like in … Read More »

Bill told me this would happen. Iowa voters lied to me. Every town hall meeting is the same. Everyone in attendance nods in agreement with everything I say. When I ask for their vote, they all nod as if they’re family, ready to line up and vote another Clinton into office. Then, someone conducts a … Read More »

It’s after 11:00 PM and the phone rings. Benazir Bhutto wants to talk. Again. Honestly, the woman never stops talking. It’s one conspiracy theory after another. The last time she called we talked, or, rather, I listened for 30 minutes before I realized it wasn’t Indira Ghandi on the line. I mean, I thought the … Read More »

I got a phone call from Chelsea tonight and she was all upset and crying and blubbering about something that happened between her and her new boyfriend. So, I ask her, “Chelsea, when did you plan to tell me about your new boyfriend? You promised?” Well, she apologized, said it wouldn’t happen again, blah, blah, … Read More »

So much for Republican family values. You’ll hear about this on CNN in a few days. It takes time for them to cover a Republican story. Seems that some woman has been stalking the McCain campaign trying to ask a simple question and get a simple answer. My operatives tell me that every day for … Read More »

This is not a secret. Read my lips: “I don’t bake cookies.” Who has the time? Baking cookies is the pastime of June Cleaver, not someone who wants to rule the country. I mean, run the country. I eat cookies, though. I’m something of the Clinton family aficionado when it comes to cookies. Soft and … Read More »

Last night was the party, but today is the big day. I turn 60. I feel great. And why not? My family is healthy. Bill is healthy. Chelsea is healthy. I’m healthy. You’re healthy. We’re all healthy. Except for Barack Obama. He’s looking a little anemic these days. I’m the poster girl for the slogan … Read More »

I read something that pissed me off. Then I laughed so hard I pissed again. Five or six years ago, my book, “Living History” became a national bestseller. Even Oprah loved it. That was before her love affair with Barack Obama. As books go, Living History is special, not so much for what it says, … Read More »