I’m not dead. My campaign for President is not dead. Published reports are indicating the contrary and I’m doing everything I can to show my many fans supporters that I’m alive and well. George McGovern is a no-good, communist pinkie supporter and doesn’t deserve to have SuperDelegate status in the Democratic party. He’s from South … Read More »

Joe Andrew is a traitor. How dare he defect to the Obama campaign after all I’ve done for him. Who does he think he is? He’s finished in this business once I’m in the White House. What is the world coming to when you can’t trust political appointees to do what you tell them to … Read More »

Look at all the fiery coals Barack Obama has heaped upon his own head recently. His former pastor gets headlines as a racist and voters don’t understand why Obama didn’t dump the man years ago. The real problem here isn’t the so-called Pastor Wright or religion or even race. The real problem is that Obama … Read More »

Pennsylvania was about jobs. Indiana is about jobs. As the country sinks deeper into a Bush-instigated depression, the old mantra comes back in view– it’s the economy, stupid. American’s should rejoice that there is no longer a Bush running for President. All those states which have poor economic prospects are states that will vote for … Read More »

As much as Bill’s heart is in the right place, I’ve come to the conclusion that he just can’t shut up. He doesn’t know when to stop talking. Power does that to a person. Besides that, he can’t remember one day to the next what he said the day before. Most politicians have that problem. … Read More »

Honestly, I thought Larry King died sometime last year. Someone died. I know because I went to the funeral. I thought it was Larry King. Anyway, Maggie set me up for an interview on Larry King Live. I figured there would be a guest host handling the interview, just so CNN could play re-runs of … Read More »

The vote in Pennsylvania is drawing near. I’m relieved. I know I will win the primary, which means another big state loss for Barack Obama. It will be close, but if I win by only a single vote, then I still win. That’s what counts. I’m being outspent by Obama’s full treasure chest of campaign … Read More »

Almost nobody has noticed but Bill Clinton is working very hard these days. And he’s not getting paid for it. At least, I’m not going to pay him. Primary elections in three big states are coming soon and Bill can do three rallies in each state, each day. First, Indiana, then North Carolina, and back … Read More »