Maggie Williams was rummaging through Patti Solis Doyle’s desk, cleaning out the junk when she came across a photo of Barack Obama in Africa. She showed it to Icky and Mark, and they brought it to me. A photo of Barack isn’t much news but in this particular photo he was touring Africa and got … Read More »
Chelsea gets pimped out on Microsoft’s NBC
February 16, 2008
Shades of Don Imus. NBC news hack David Shuster dropped a “P” bomb to describe Chelsea helping us out on the campaign trail. What an insulting and degrading man Shuster must be to stoop so low to get a laugh. Alright, Imus lost his job for an ill-advised slur. “Nappy headed hoes” is just a … Read More »
“I’m leaving Hillaryland”
February 12, 2008
We were up late last night working on campaign organizational changes. I hated to see Patti go, but Donald Trump was right. Find the one with the bad complexion, and issue a ‘You’re Fired!‘ citation. Patti took it well and fell straight down on her sword without a whimper or a trace of blood. She’s … Read More »
Katie and hot peppers
February 7, 2008
I got a call on my cell phone twice today from Katie Couric. Again. The woman just won’t leave me alone. It seems that Mike Wallace is sick and CBS wants her to interview me. Mike Wallace is still alive? Who knew? So, we’re talking about interview topics and Obama and how tiring it gets … Read More »
Where did I get $5-million?
February 6, 2008
So I loaned my own campaign some money. Big deal. It’s old news. Look, early January was a tough time for campaign contributions, what with the loss in Iowa, Christmas shopping bills that came due, and so on. I can understand why people stopped contributing. What I don’t understand is why people keep asking the … Read More »
Hair, heels, and hose
February 2, 2008
How do I keep myself looking so good during a grueling 16-hour-a-day presidential campaign? That’s the most asked question I get from women. Do they want to know about health care, or child care, or the economy, or the war in Iraq? Nope. No one ever asks about such things unless they’re the butch half … Read More »
“All in the Reagan Family”
January 30, 2008
I watched the Republican Presidential debate tonight and if I hear Ronald Reagan’s name mentioned one more time I’m going to throw up. What a debate. What is better than Republicans smacking each other smack in the middle of Reagan country. Based on the number of times Reagan’s name was used, you would have thought … Read More »
Bill: “Mission accomplished.”
January 26, 2008
Before I left South Carolina for Tennessee, Bill told me, “It’s all over but the counting. Mission accomplished.” The ‘mission’ was Bill’s attacks on Barack Obama up to the South Carolina election today. By all accounts, including my official response which will come later today, Bill went overboard. Like a fox. We figured it out … Read More »