Watch Out, Egypt. I’ve Got Your Number

How dare those Egyptian camel jockeys throw tomatoes at my motorcade! What were they thinking? This is why there are no Egyptian pitchers in pro baseball. They can’t hit anything and completely missed my car and struck one of their own government officials.

Watch out, Egypt. I’ve got your number and it goes down every day.

Number? Down? Yes, it’s the amount of aid we provide the Egyptian military to keep peace and order in the country. We’ve spent billions of dollars and look what happens. They overthrow our favorite dictator.

That’s the problem we have in the good old U.S. of A. We back the wrong dictators. That’s got to stop.

Contrast my cold welcome in Egypt to the welcome I received from Israeli President Shimon Peres in Jerusalem. Now these people truly know how to suck up to a U.S. government official.

Hillary Clinton in Jerusalem

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