Me And My Big Mouth

Last night I got this call from President Obama. He says, “Hillary, would you do something for me? Nobody else but you can do this.”

Whoa. What an invitation. The leader of the free world needs me. So, without really thinking it through, I said, “Sure, Mr. President. Whatever you need, I’m here.”

What’s wrong with that? It shows clear thinking, quick response, and totally loyalty, right?

Oh, and stupidity.

Then President Obama said, “I want you to run for vice president this year. Joe Biden wants to become Secretary of State. We’ll announce the deal at the convention.”

I was flabbergasted and said something. I might even have said OK, but I don’t remember. Bill told me something like this was going to happen. He predicted that Romney would win the Republican nomination, even though he was supporting Newt Gingrich.

Vice President Hillary.

That has a nice ring to it.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama

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