No More Drunk Texting For Me!

This is my own fault, really. I figured that since the Secret Service was engaged in late night revelry that it would be alright for me. The only problem is that I can’t hold my liquor. A bottle, a couple of shots, or even a few sniffs of Purell and I’m done for the night.

Hillary Drinking

Actually, that’s not true. After a few drinks I’m just getting started. It gets worse. First, I tell anyone who’s within earshot that I’m queen of the fricken’ free world. Then I tell anyone who’s within earshot why I stick with Bill through thick and thin. The ladies love the man for a reason.

Then I get all warm and toasty inside, put on sunglasses, sit and sulk in a corner and send dirty text messages to everyone I know. That’s so much fun. After an hour of drunk texting I usually pass out.

This morning I woke up and found out that President Obama outed me at the White House Correspondents Dinner. I guess it’s no more drunk texting to the First Lady at 3:00 AM.

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