Bill called me on the cell phone last night and said that North Carolina Governor Mike Easley would endorse me instead of Barack Obama. Praise be to the Lord! The man should get a cabinet post if I win North Carolina’s primary. We could always use another person of color in the New Clinton White House.
Imagine my surprise when I went to North Carolina for a rally and Governor Easley came on stage. The man is white. He’s whiter than me. I was expecting a black man. What good is the endorsement of a white governor in a black state?
I really thought Governor Easley was black. I’m just glad nobody got a photo of my face, total surprise, when he walked on stage.
The man has good political math skills, which I appreciate. Easley says if I lose North Carolina by less than 15 points, then he’d consider that a victory.
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