Now that everyone knows Catholics will vote for me and not for Barack Obama, I’m ready to cash in a political chip or two.
Pope Benedict XVI is visiting the U.S. and I want a ride in his Popemobile. In fact, I plan to change the presidential limo into a Hillarymobile once I’m elected President. I’ll use a Cadillac instead of a Mercedes, though.
The Pope is German so he can get away with driving a customized German car. I don’t have that luxury thanks to NAFTA and the U.S. automobile industry in a shambles. Except for Honda, Toyota, and Nissan.
My Hillarymobile will have the same tall glass surrounding the presidential throne. I’ll get Bill to drive. Talk about making a statement on Day One.
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