Enough is enough. Mark Penn is outta here. We’ll let it leak that he’s been involved in some kind of shenanigans with a Colombian drug cartel or something like that. Then we’ll tell reporters, privately, that everyone is glad he’s gone because he caused so much turmoil among the staff.
That two-step firing process makes it look like I’m managing the campaign details, yet staying loyal to those who are loyal to me. It’s not that Mark wasn’t loyal. He wasn’t. He just had too many irons in the fire, double-dipping, so to speak.
Speaking of campaigns, we’re trying to find out who is running Barack Obama’s presidential campaign. Officially, it’s David Plouffe, though our insiders say he’s really more of a personal assistant to Obama. As much as I hate to admit it, Obama’s campaign is well organized and very effective. Of course, that’s the outsiders view, but there’s no evidence to the contrary.
So, who’s running Obama’s campaign?
My money is on Michelle Obama. A campaign manager has to be a tough-as-nails insider. I would have Bill run my campaign but he’s not really tough enough and gets distracted easily by all the female campaign volunteers. Michelle Obama fits the tough-as-nails requirement. She’s also the ultimate insider.
So, who’s watching Obama’s kids?
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