Joe Andrew is a traitor. How dare he defect to the Obama campaign after all I’ve done for him. Who does he think he is? He’s finished in this business once I’m in the White House. What is the world coming to when you can’t trust political appointees to do what you tell them to … Read More »
The governor is a white man
April 29, 2008
Bill called me on the cell phone last night and said that North Carolina Governor Mike Easley would endorse me instead of Barack Obama. Praise be to the Lord! The man should get a cabinet post if I win North Carolina’s primary. We could always use another person of color in the New Clinton White … Read More »
The working class
April 28, 2008
One thing I love to do to people in the media is play chameleon and constantly re-invent myself. They eat it up, thinking all the while that I’m connecting with people, showing the real me. If anyone is doing a count I’m up to the seventh ‘real me’ since the Iowa caucuses. The latest series … Read More »
Obama’s problem? He goes to church!
April 27, 2008
Look at all the fiery coals Barack Obama has heaped upon his own head recently. His former pastor gets headlines as a racist and voters don’t understand why Obama didn’t dump the man years ago. The real problem here isn’t the so-called Pastor Wright or religion or even race. The real problem is that Obama … Read More »
Politics is strange bedfellows
April 26, 2008
It dawned on me that I’m suddenly getting political support from the strangest places. It isn’t money, it’s kudos from the unlikeliest sources. Who supports Hillary Clinton these days? Rush Limbaugh, that’s who. Rush and Pat Buchanan. Limbaugh started to encourage people to vote for me back in the Texas and Ohio primaries. Maybe that’s … Read More »
Playing the gender card
April 25, 2008
If Barack Obama and his supporters can play the African-American race card, then I can play the gender card. If Barack Obama can speak about race in American, then I can play the gender card and give a major speech about gender inequality. Except for one thing. I don’t know what to say. Those pant … Read More »
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and more jobs
April 24, 2008
Pennsylvania was about jobs. Indiana is about jobs. As the country sinks deeper into a Bush-instigated depression, the old mantra comes back in view– it’s the economy, stupid. American’s should rejoice that there is no longer a Bush running for President. All those states which have poor economic prospects are states that will vote for … Read More »
Bill can’t shut up
April 23, 2008
As much as Bill’s heart is in the right place, I’ve come to the conclusion that he just can’t shut up. He doesn’t know when to stop talking. Power does that to a person. Besides that, he can’t remember one day to the next what he said the day before. Most politicians have that problem. … Read More »