I’m so sick of presidential debates that I could spit. In public. On national television. The consequence of that would be better than enduring another debate full of endless prattle, mindless questions, and phony platitudes from CNN. Sure, they call themselves the Best Political Team on Television but you would never know it by the … Read More »
Plan B from Outer Space
February 20, 2008
I believe in miracles. I believe in divine intervention. I believe that Bill Clinton’s race card idea didn’t work out. I should never have let him talk me into it. It’s time for Plan B. The only problem right now is that nobody is sure what Plan B should be. Maggie just doesn’t have a … Read More »
My ace in the hole
February 19, 2008
No one should ever think that Hillary Clinton doesn’t know the truth about John McCain and Barack Obama. The truth is, they’re not Americans. Since neither McCain or Obama can claim to be a true, naturally born American, they can’t be elected President. It won’t happen. We plan to hold on to this news until … Read More »
The truth about delegates
February 18, 2008
The Democratic presidential campaign has, as it always does, come down to delegates. Whoever has the most delegates wins, right? Wrong. The hideous truth about delegates is they can be bought. After all the primary elections, wins and losses, delegates won by a candidate are pledged to a candidate but not bound to that candidate. … Read More »
Black men can’t write
February 17, 2008
We have it on good authority that Barack Obama’s speeches are full of plagiarized phrases. The man is a word thief. He steals other people’s words and calls them his own. We hired a couple of computer geeks to track Obama’s campaign speeches and run them through a database to compare with other speeches. The … Read More »
Chelsea gets pimped out on Microsoft’s NBC
February 16, 2008
Shades of Don Imus. NBC news hack David Shuster dropped a “P” bomb to describe Chelsea helping us out on the campaign trail. What an insulting and degrading man Shuster must be to stoop so low to get a laugh. Alright, Imus lost his job for an ill-advised slur. “Nappy headed hoes” is just a … Read More »
A firewall in Texas (and Ohio, and…)
February 15, 2008
For a long time this firewall business didn’t make any sense. For as long as I remember, a firewall is what firefighters dug in front of an approaching forrest fire. What’s the political significance? Is Barack Obama considered an approaching fire? Are we fighting fire with fire? Is there some kind of new meaning to … Read More »
St. Valentine’s Day Massacre
February 14, 2008
I wonder how it is that holidays find their way to public prominence. President’s Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, and Christmas and New Year’s Day, I can fully understand. One look at the rest of the public holidays and you have to wonder what it is that is worthwhile. Take Mother’s Day. Or, Father’s Day. … Read More »