This has been brewing for awhile but it’s time. My campaign is struggling the past few months and it’s important to find out why, change it or fix it, move on. Leadership requires insight, the ability to make the tough decisions.
Tonight Bill was on the phone talking with Donald Trump. Trump calls whenever he gets a new dirty joke to tell. Bill is laughing so hard tears are coming down his cheeks, so I grab the phone and say, “Donald? Hillary. Listen, I need some advice about managing my campaign staff. Can we talk?”
My mistake. The man could talk the lips off Cher. He goes on an on about how I need campaign staffers with dedication, loyalty, experience, street smarts, and a good complexion. I’m like, “What’s a good complexion have to do with anything, Donald?”
He says, “Who on your staff of closest advisors has the worst complexion? Find that person and pull the trigger. You’re fired! That’s it. Everything gets better after that. Trust me.”
Who would have thought that a little Clearasil and some make up could save a career? Well, tomorrow I have to set up a meeting with Patti Doyle. Then another with Maggie Williams. I call it a Complexion Check. One is like strawberry ice cream. The other is like mocha latte.
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