How do I keep myself looking so good during a grueling 16-hour-a-day presidential campaign? That’s the most asked question I get from women.
Do they want to know about health care, or child care, or the economy, or the war in Iraq? Nope. No one ever asks about such things unless they’re the butch half of a committed female partnership.
Thank God I don’t have to worry about how I look each day. We hired a few people to come in, pick out the perfect wardrobe for each occasion through the day. That’s a lot of pantsuits. That’s the only way to disguise those thighs, camouflage those calves.
It’s easy. Each day starts the same way. A little exercise, a shower, some makeup, do the hair, add hose, don the pantsuit, slip into some heels and I’m done. The key to this whole image thing is the pantsuits and the hair. The suits have to be feminine but in a businesslike way to attract male voters. Add the streaked blonde hair and my feminine side shows through, but it doesn’t intimidate women.
Oprah does the same thing by staying fat.
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