I’m a little baggy eyed today. Fortunately, no one noticed. We were up late last night with Rob Reiner in California, twisting a few Hollywood arms, and spinning his big money Rolodex. Winning the Democratic nomination won’t be easy without winning in California, and that means spending money. Lots of money. Spending big money means … Read More »
It’s the economy, stupid!
January 22, 2008
We dusted off our old Clinton campaign signs and slogans from 1992. They’re still good today. Not only has President Bush led the country into a costly, misguided, mishandled war that cannot be won, he’s butchered the economy, too. Stocks are dropping faster than Dick Cheney’s approval ratings. Now we have to come up with … Read More »
Tag team wrestling in politics
January 21, 2008
Now I know why tag team wrestling is so popular. The bad guys always gang up on the good guys, but the good guys end up winning. It’s a tag team wrestling match made in heaven. Barack ‘Half Breed‘ Obama and John ‘Pretty Boy‘ Edwards vs. Hillary ‘Ice Queen‘ Clinton and Bill ‘The Stallion‘ Clinton. … Read More »
Throwing Mafia dice
January 20, 2008
Another day, another victory. That’s two in a row. The only problem is the math they use in Nevada to count votes and convention delegates. There must be some kind of Mafia influence in Las Vegas. Nevada voters do that silly little caucus thing again. It’s kind of like what they do in Iowa, except … Read More »
Roots and Reagan
January 19, 2008
I can see this one coming a mile away so I’m calling fraud already. Barack Obama is ready to proclaim his ‘roots’ in California. Why? Why not? There’s over 400 convention delegates at stake in the California primary and he’s behind in the polls. What better way is there for a man of color to … Read More »
We are family
January 18, 2008
Let’s face it, black or white, man or woman, rich or poor, smart or stupid as a nail, Sly said it best. “We are family.” We are. We may bicker and snipe and complain and groan, but Will Rogers said it best, “I don’t belong to any organized political party. I’m a Democrat.” Despite the … Read More »
Bill urinates on a reporter
January 17, 2008
No wonder Bill Clinton is as popular as Ronald Reagan. Maybe even more. He looks great, he’s tough, he’s fair, he doesn’t pull punches. The hottest story this week is Bill pissing all over ABC’s obviously inebriated political reporter Mark Matthews. I love that man. Bill, not Mark. Here’s the skinny. Sometime last year the … Read More »
It is the economy, stupid
January 16, 2008
Two things happened in the 1992 election that put Bill and me in the White House. First of all, George H. W. Bush, then President and current father-in-absentia of President George W. Bush, didn’t know when to keep his mouth shut. Everyone remembers, “Read my lips. No new taxes.” Dumb ass. Then he went and … Read More »