I watched the Republican Presidential debate tonight and if I hear Ronald Reagan’s name mentioned one more time I’m going to throw up.
What a debate. What is better than Republicans smacking each other smack in the middle of Reagan country. Based on the number of times Reagan’s name was used, you would have thought he fathered John McCain.
It had all the excitement of a will reading with the heirs sitting around badgering one another about who was more Reagan worthy. Note to Republicans: Reagan’s dead already.
Nancy Reagan looked positively funeral bound and had to be propped up by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Her red dress was totally symbolic, too, what with Republicans completely forgetting that the U.S. flag is red, and white and blue.
People think I have problems? Everyone but God has come out to endorse John McCain. Except for Mike Huckabee, Ron Paul, and Mitt Romney. Bill calls them the Four Horsemen of Their Apocalypse.
Huckabee is too busy orating and kissing butt at the same time; which is quite a trick for a man who claims homosexuals will burn in hell. Romney has half of whatever is left of the slenderest chance in hell of overtaking McCain now. Ron Paul is just in the way and doesn’t know it.
Still, it was a Reagan Family Values night for Republican candidates and great entertainment for everyone else. It’s too bad Reagan’s ghost didn’t show up. I half expected the old guy to walk out on stage and give the finger to all four of them. If McCain is their man, and I think he will be, all Barack Obama and I have to debate now is how we’ll beat the old guy in November, assuming he lives that long.
McCain, not Obama.
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