We’re not going to campaign in Florida, and it’s probably a good thing. The Democrats there are idiots.
For whatever reason the party decided to move their primary election date and that pissed off the Democratic leadership so much that Florida’s convention delegates won’t be counted. Unless I win in Florida, in which case I think Florida’s votes should count.
The same thing happened in Michigan. Mitt Romney won on the Republican side, and I won on the Democratic side, but the Democratic National Committee is pissed at Michigan, too, so their votes don’t count toward my nomination. Unless I win in Florida, in which case I think Michigan’s votes should count, too.
It’s only fair.
Howard Wolfson talked to Chris Matthews and told him that we expect John Edwards to bow out of the presidential race after I win on Super Tuesday. I’d French kiss the guy if he would get out of the race before then. We’re all really concerned about John’s health. He needs to save some money for his kid’s college education fund, and for his own retirement which should start soon, and to help find a cure for his wife’s inability to shut up.
Instead, he’s been spending his kid’s inheritance on this losing presidential campaign. He can’t win, so why does he bother? He doesn’t need the job. He doesn’t need the money. All he’s doing by exercising this political death wish is to screw up the delegate count for me, and he leaves his poor, sick, and grumpy wife at home alone.
It’s time for Johnny B. Gone.
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January 31st, 2008 at 11:39 am
You sure called that one right. Edwards dropped out already. Good riddance. The only question I have is this– will the French kiss be televised, and, if so, which channel?
There’s a lot of political and human insight here. Keep up the good work.