The New York Times made a decision to keep race and money out of the presidential election. They endorsed me for Democrats and John McCain for Republicans.
The newspaper’s endorsement was devoid of any mention of Barack Obama’s race or Mitt Romney’s money or John Edwards’ pretty face or Mike Huckabee’s religion.
The New York Times editorial implied that we have all those things already. Who has raised more money than me? Mitt Romney has money but not as much as I raised already and I’m just getting started.
Who brings up the race card except Obama’s campaign and Fox News? After all, Bill is already known as the real first African-American President. Blacks like Bill even more than they like Obama.
What’s left? Religion and a pretty face, and nobody cares much about either one. If they did, Tom Cruise would be running for President.
Politics is about tough choices. Bill and I agree that I may not win the South Carolina primary. We have to face reality. Half the people in South Carolina are black and it’s to be expected that they want one of their own to be movin’ on up, even if he’s only half black and went to private schools and almost looks like a Muslim when photographed next to real black people. I’ll give him his day in the sun.
Meanwhile, Bill can roam around the South, stirring up emotions and whipping out his Southern charm and make a race of it down there while I campaign in California, New York, Ohio and other states that really matter in the election.
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