We dusted off our old Clinton campaign signs and slogans from 1992. They’re still good today.
Not only has President Bush led the country into a costly, misguided, mishandled war that cannot be won, he’s butchered the economy, too. Stocks are dropping faster than Dick Cheney’s approval ratings. Now we have to come up with a few hundred billion dollars to kick start the stock market, the housing market, and my campaign.
Perfect.
Everyone of our campaign contributors and supporters will remember, “It’s the economy, stupid,” the internal slogan that Bill used everywhere back in the 1992 election against the other President Bush. A lousy economy helped push us into the White House back then. Well, what goes around, comes around. Here comes the economy issue again, right on schedule.
Perfect.
See, Bill and I know something about how to jump start an economy. What does Obama know about fixing a broken economy? Maybe he can get one of his slum lord supporters to help out. Maybe Oprah will give everyone a car.
Now, if we can just come up with something like the Internet bubble again. Before Super Tuesday would be nice.
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