Roots and Reagan

I can see this one coming a mile away so I’m calling fraud already. Barack Obama is ready to proclaim his ‘roots’ in California. Why?

Why not? There’s over 400 convention delegates at stake in the California primary and he’s behind in the polls. What better way is there for a man of color to proclaim affinity with disenfranchised voters of color than to scream ‘roots’ and ‘dream’ all day long?

Puhleeze. Gimme a break, people.

Speaking of roots, has anyone noticed that John Edwards is only four years younger than Bill but doesn’t have one gray hair? Not one. Talk about copping a page from the Ronald Reagan playbook.

Speaking of Ronald Reagan, how does Barack get away with his publicly announced hatred of Reagan? It must be some kind of Obama Distortion Field generated by his speeches, most of which are phrases lifted from speeches by President Reagan and Dr. Martin Luther King. They’re sure not original.

So, we have a problem to work out before we begin heavy campaigning in California. I don’t have roots in California, but I have this in common with Obama so we share some similar roots– I didn’t particularly like Ronald Reagan, and in fact, I have no idea why people liked the man.

Hell, all his movies were in black and white. Hmmm. I wonder…

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