Bill urinates on a reporter

No wonder Bill Clinton is as popular as Ronald Reagan. Maybe even more. He looks great, he’s tough, he’s fair, he doesn’t pull punches.

The hottest story this week is Bill pissing all over ABC’s obviously inebriated political reporter Mark Matthews. I love that man. Bill, not Mark.

Here’s the skinny. Sometime last year the Nevada Democratic party made it easier for hotel workers to vote in Saturday’s caucuses. We’re all fine with that, even though most of the hotel employees are members of the Culinary Workers Union Local 226, which has endorsed Barack Obama.

The problem has to do with at-large precincts which are voting in nine of the Las Vegas resorts. Their votes will count more than votes from others in Nevada. So the teacher’s union in Nevada filed a suit to stop the caucus votes in the resorts along the strip. Bill and I didn’t know what was going on until we read about it in a newspaper and by then it was too late and didn’t matter anyway.

It turned out to be much ado about not much, except that we got some great video of Bill relieving himself on the reporter. Doesn’t Matthews sound like he’s had too much to drink?

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