I’ve been on the phone all night trying to get my A-List of Hollywood supporters to come to Iowa to help my campaign. As they say, ‘you can lead an ass to water, but you can’t make him drink.’ Hollywood people can be such asses. Rob Reiner refused my invitation to help out in Iowa. … Read More »
The Al Gore Syndrome
December 14, 2007
It’s been a rough week, what with Obama pulling ahead a little bit in the Iowa polls, and that stupid assed drug comment from my guy Bill Shaheen in New Hampshire. I’m ahead up there but not by much. Our own polls show voters everywhere want to see some change in Washington. They also want … Read More »
Theme for the day
December 13, 2007
The voters in Iowa don’t seem to like confrontation in politics, they definitely don’t like the status quo, they hate the war in Iraq, I’m certain they don’t like political bickering, and they all say they want a change. Is it any wonder that when we finally hold a debate in this God-forsaken state of … Read More »
The Hillary Show
December 12, 2007
Honestly, I shed tears. Warren Buffett sat down with me in San Francisco and helped bring in over a million dollars at a fund raiser. It was surreal. The whole thing was set up like a talk show on cable TV and all I had to do was ask Buffett a bunch of questions. People … Read More »
The great black hope isn’t really black
December 11, 2007
I cannot be the only person who noticed this. Barack Obama is half white. His mother is white, and his father is black. So much for being the great black hope. Didn’t anyone else notice this? I’m tired of all this “African-American” hype, too. As if having heritage from slaves from Africa is something to … Read More »
My new campaign manager
December 10, 2007
No offense to Terry McAuliffe, but this is a season of change. If change is what voters want, then I’m going to give it to them. Bill is my new campaign manager. No, I haven’t told anyone yet because it would make me look a little desperate. Terry can keep the title and the salary, … Read More »
Are you ready for a Muslim President?
December 9, 2007
Everybody I know got the same email message. “Obama’s secretly a Muslim!” Like that’s news. Hey, facts is facts. Barack is not an American name like John, or Bill, or whatever. Rudy is Italian, named after a reindeer. I have no idea what kind of name Mitt is, but it can’t be good, and certainly, … Read More »
Polls suck
December 8, 2007
No doubt about it, polls suck. Polls are constantly changing, often wrong, and don’t tell the whole story about what is happening in an election. Polls suck. I talked with John McCain on the phone tonight and he agrees with me. He’s got his own problems in the national polls. From what I can tell … Read More »