Bill’s cholesterol level is up again. It seems to match my blood pressure during the campaign. We make it a habit to eat breakfast together whenever we can, but no more eggs for Bill. It’s toast and oatmeal from here on out. If I lose these silly little votes in Iowa then Bill can fix his own damned toast.
Speaking of toast, for some reason these Iowa caucuses are taking on far more importance than ever before. I’m at a loss to figure out why. It’s a fake election by a bunch of white folks with dreams of prominence. Maybe there’s just not enough news about Paris Hilton or Britney Spears so Fox and CNN and everyone else focuses undue attention on Iowa. That’s what I think.
I also think that after Iowa’s fake primary and before New Hampshire’s real primary we’ll see the presidential wannabe field thin out faster than Joe Biden’s hair. Joe is toast. So is Christopher Dodd. Bill Richardson will stick around for a few more primaries or until I cave in and give him a job.
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