New rule for my staff. From here on out, I want a limit of 3 questions per campaign stop in Iowa. Last week’s no question policy didn’t work. I’m the candidate for change, so I’m changing the rules.
Iowa people are so cute, dressed up in their flannel shirts, hats, boots, gloves, and glasses. I think everyone in Iowa wears glasses. We stopped for a little rally in Story City today. I told them, “Just three questions.” Well, all those folks could come up with were two questions; one on education and one on depleted uranium.
Depleted uranium? What are these people smoking? A I thought about an answer I figured they’re just afraid the federal government will want to store nuclear waste in some Iowa cornfield. Actually, that’s not a bad idea.
What pisses me off about campaigning is the constant tit-for-tat between candidates. I tell supporters to limit their questions to three to save time and keep us on schedule. Then John Edwards tells people he’ll answer as many questions as they want to ask.
I hope someone asks him why he needs to spend $400 on a haircut.
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