Yes, I’m a genius. No, it’s not a big deal. True, I haven’t really taken a test to see if I’m a genius, but people tell me all the time that I’m a genius. I took an IQ test, but Bill had the results sealed under executive order until 2016. What can I say?
I know I’m a genius because when Bill was in Wolfboro, New Hampshire today he told people that I’m a ‘world class genius’ when it comes to improving the lives of others. I’m not sure of the ‘world class’ part, but I have to agree with Bill about the genius part.
Besides, if anyone should know, Bill should know. I proved it to him years ago because I didn’t kill the bastard after the Monica Lewinsky affair, even though I wanted to, and even though I promised Bill I would do it for sure if it ever happened again. He’s behaved himself since then, so that makes me something of a genius.
The guy who’s not a genius is Bill Richardson. The man is so desperate that he called a New York Times reporter and blasted me on my plan to withdraw troops from Iraq. The man called me a flip-flopper on Iraq. Me? How smart is that for a guy who once had a shot at getting his name on a Hillary-Bill bumper sticker?
Hey, Bill. Take some advice and head back to New Mexico to look for a job because you won’t find work in Washington until sometime after 2016.
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