I’ve been on the phone all night trying to get my A-List of Hollywood supporters to come to Iowa to help my campaign. As they say, ‘you can lead an ass to water, but you can’t make him drink.’
Hollywood people can be such asses. Rob Reiner refused my invitation to help out in Iowa. He said it was so cold in Iowa in winter that he couldn’t even get into a heated argument with Archie Bunker.
I’ll admit that it’s been cold here the past few weeks. I did some campaigning outside the Wal-Mart in Cedar Rapids and saw Amish people buying electric blankets.
Even folks in Iowa complain about the cold. Rush Limbaugh is the most popular radio talk show in the winter because people up north are so desperate for hot air.
We stopped at a diner in downtown Davenport. It was a slimy little place where local folks go for Bar-B-Q chicken. It’s been so cold that the chicken is only available in Hot and Suicide.
It was so cold in Iowa last week that John Edwards had his hands in his own pockets. It was so cold in Sioux City last week that we saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant. It was so cold that when we shook hands and spoke with people the words that came out of mouth in chunks of ice and people had to fry them to see what I said.
That’s cold.
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