No offense to Terry McAuliffe, but this is a season of change. If change is what voters want, then I’m going to give it to them. Bill is my new campaign manager.
No, I haven’t told anyone yet because it would make me look a little desperate. Terry can keep the title and the salary, but Bill gives the marching orders. Who is the best politician of the modern era of politics? Bill Clinton. Who led the country to balanced budgets, and no wars? Bill Clinton. Who gave the country daily drama and lived to tell about it? Bill Clinton.
So, today we’re crisscrossing Iowa in freezing rain and wind to convince what amounts to a few hundred caucus delegates and potential voters that I represent the best hope for change in America, and that Barack Obama is a pot smoking, drug taking, Muslim loving, half breed, with bad breath.
Except I can’t actually say that. It’s up to Bill to get the message across. If he does a good job, he gets to sleep in the White House again. If not, then he can write his own damned book without my help.
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