Everybody I know got the same email message. “Obama’s secretly a Muslim!” Like that’s news.
Hey, facts is facts. Barack is not an American name like John, or Bill, or whatever. Rudy is Italian, named after a reindeer. I have no idea what kind of name Mitt is, but it can’t be good, and certainly, probably, maybe isn’t even Christian.
Does anybody care what kind of name Barack is? Where’s Fox News when we really need them?
Anyway, that email message has been floating around for weeks claiming that Obama is secretly a Muslim. Could be. I don’t know. I won’t judge. But Americans need to know the truth. So we did a background check on the internet. It only cost $29. Guess what? Obama was a Muslim but now he’s a Christian.
Just to be sure, before we leaked the results, we paid another $29 and did another background check on Obama. Guess what? That background check showed that he’s a closet Muslim but faking his Christian faith. Can you do that and still be a Muslim? I don’t know, but Terry McAuliffe is checking it out.
After all that, I don’t know what to think. Maybe Obama’s a Muslim, maybe he’s not. He’s a politician. What can you believe?
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