I got to a staff and campaign meeting about 10 minutes late this morning. Everyone was talking about the big “O” coming to Iowa. Terry McAuliffe asked me what I thought.
Well, I was shocked that it was even a topic for conversation at a campaign meeting. Seriously, don’t we have bigger issues to discuss? Like, how do we trip up Barack Obama? The little monkey is working some kind of magical voodoo on people who answer polls, that’s for sure.
But I was even more shocked that women in Iowa, here in the 21st century, are just now learning about the big “O.” My gracious, don’t they teach sex education in the schools here? What do the women up here do all winter? Bake pies and corn bread?
How can a whole state of women not know about the big “O”? I wanted to know what my staff had planned, and demanded that we address the issue quickly to ensure that Obama doesn’t capitalize on the opportunity to further educate Iowa’s masses of forlorn and neglected women.
An orgasm is a woman’s right, whether she’s married or single. If women in Iowa are just now finding out about their rights in the bedroom, well, what does that say about the men in Iowa? Injustice knows no bounds.
Then Terry leans over to my ear to whisper the bad news. The big “O” isn’t orgasm, it’s Oprah. Oprah Winfrey is coming to Iowa to campaign for Obama.
“Oh, that big “O”?” My bad.
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