What’s more fun than watching a bunch of angry, bitter old men in funeral suits yell at each on stage in front of a national television audience?
Nothing.
I watched the Republican presidential debate on television. What a hoot. It was as if God had raised her hand and not one of the candidates knew how to pronounce the name Hillary. All they did was stutter, bluster, poke, and pick at each other for two hours– like an old man picks at a scab on his nose. It wasn’t pretty. Fun, though.
If I had to pick a winner it was probably Mike Huckabee. Why? All the other old geezers ganged up on poor Mike. Why? Huckabee’s leading the polls in Iowa, so there was an obviously orchestrated effort to bring him down a notch or two.
John McCain looked like the elder statesman on stage. Really elder. I give it to the guy, though. Considering his age, he really broadsided that little weasel Ron Paul. Paul advocates isolationism. McCain said, “That kind of isolationism, sir, is what caused World War II… we let Hitler come to power with that kind of attitude of isolationism and appeasement.” Whoa.
If only McCain was a Democrat. If only he was 20 years younger. If only he didn’t look so much like Elmer Fudd.
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