Sometimes politics is just too easy. All that’s really necessary to get positive news coverage is to watch CNN, find out what’s happening that voters don’t like, then come out against it.
This week it’s toxic toys from China.
The Chinese government is like a bunch of little piggies wallowing in the mud. Do a little mud slinging in their direction and they squeal, well, like little piggies.
Here’s the short version. Chinese toy makers send toxic toys to the United States. We complain and halt toy shipments from China. Chinese government officials claim to be cracking down, but don’t really do anything, and more toxic toys are sent to the United States.
That’s my cue, so I step in and call the situation “unacceptable.” The little piggies in the Chinese government call that slander. Whatever.
What’s up with all the posturing, little piggies? Squeal on something worthwhile, like a fully armed nuclear aircraft carried docking in Hong Kong. But toys? China owns 60-percent of the global toy-making business, and 100-percent of the toxic toy making business.
Dizzy Dean once said, “It ain’t braggin’ if you can do it.” So, little piggies in the Chinese government, it ain’t slander if you did it. You did it. Fix it already.
And stop the squealing. Did the Japanese squeal after we bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Think about it.
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