Wine and turkey do not a good dinner meal make. I took two naps today, and in both cases turkey was involved.
Speaking of turkey, I got a call and an endorsement tonight from, guess who? Bernadette Chirac, the wife of former French President Jacques Chirac. Bill says Bernadette is what I’ll look like in 20 years. I told him that in 20 years he’ll look like what her husband Jacques Chirac will look like in 20 years.
Think of Bernadette’s endorsement as some kind of Corrupt Foreign Leader Constituency for Hillary movement. The Chiracs don’t care much for George Bush and American diplomacy, Texas style. It makes you wonder why the French voted in Nicolas Sarkozy, since he spends much time kissing where Barbara Bush used to wipe. After all, George couldn’t do it himself.
Bill likes Jacques Chirac because he always has a new dirty joke to tell, but he doesn’t think much of Bernadette. Bill says she looks like CNN’s Jack Cafferty in drag. Neither one has aged well.
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