Bill told me this would happen. Iowa voters lied to me. Every town hall meeting is the same. Everyone in attendance nods in agreement with everything I say. When I ask for their vote, they all nod as if they’re family, ready to line up and vote another Clinton into office.
Then, someone conducts a poll of Iowa voters and guess what? Obama’s ahead now. See? Iowa voters say one thing, then do something else. Obama’s lead won’t last, of course, especially when everyone finds out he did drugs and got drunk in college.
Voters often say that politicians can’t be trusted. Maybe so. Why? Because politicians get elected to public office by pandering to voters who can’t be trusted. It’s the circle of life, I guess.
I’m to the point where I don’t even trust the most recent polls, even in New Hampshire where voters are considered more honest than Iowa voters. In September, the polls showed me at 43-percent, Obama at 20-percent, and Edwards at 12-percent.
The math in these polls is just nuts. The latest New Hampshire poll shows I’ve dropped 20-percent, Obama increased 10 percent, and Edwards dropped 10-percent. How is that even possible?
The only thing I can figure out is the reaction to all the free tacos and burritos handed out by Bill Richardson. New Hampshire voters secretly love Mexican food. Who knew?
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