Leaving Las Vegas is a good feeling. My special thanks to the boo birds who ‘volunteered’ to respond to Edwards’ and Obama’s little mud slinging episode. The Las Vegas debate put me back on track.
Bill took notes during the debate. His scorecard belongs in the Clinton Library. I agree with his assessment of the candidates performance.
Hillary Clinton: 9.3
Excellent response to most questions, laughed a little too hard a little too often, looked very presidential, composed, polished, prepared.
Barack Obama: 7.9
Took the verbose crown from Joe Biden, looked bored, went on the offensive early, peaked early, tends to ramble.
John Edwards: 7.2
Attacked like a snake oil salesman in heat, too much political double talk, peaked with the offensive on Hillary, faded on other questions, pretty boy shine has worn off.
Joe Biden: 8.1
I like this guy’s grit, too long winded but what do you expect from a career politician from a tiny state? No one gets elected president if they’re wearing hair implants.
Bill Richardson: 8.6
Good sense of humor, experience in government shows in answers, might make a good running mate, put him on the list.
Christopher Dodd: 8.4
Still looks like a gray haired frog to me, strong answers, direct, wrong on too many issues, hot trophy wife, though.
Dennis Kucinich: 5.9
Which one of the Seven Dwarfs is he? Dopey? What does he put in his hair to keep the gray out? Who gives this guy money to run a presidential campaign? How did such a goofy looking man get such an attractive wife? What 30-year-old redhead would marry an angry old man with no money?
Elizabeth Kucinich: 9.3
British women are so hot. Especially the redheads.
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