Heaving (in) Las Vegas

Color me officially sick of presidential debates. Las Vegas is next on the Boys Meet Girl debate tour, and to mix a couple of metaphors, I see the sharks circling the wagons already.

Debates could be a wonderful forum for candidates to discuss their views on important topics of the day. Instead, the debates have become nothing more than trick questions during Trap Hillary Time, or, another episode of Hit And Miss Hillary. All the other Democratic candidates are thinking the same thing. Paste The Pussy. They’re not saying that, but it’s what they’re thinking.

Politics is a tough business, and silly-assed round robin debates with trick questions don’t help a candidate. The winner is usually the one who didn’t get hurt or bleed as much as the next guy. This time, I’m prepared for a little spin of my own in the Las Vegas debate. “I’m busy attacking the problems facing America, while my Democratic opponents are attacking me.”

If that doesn’t work then I’ve got the gender card up my sleeve.

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