CNN is the Clinton News Network

Someone figured it out. CNN really means the Clinton News Network.

There’s no use denying it. There’s so much campaign money coming in that we had to spend it using creative means, and that means finding honest reporters who are willing to talk about real issues with honesty and integrity. We found a couple of reporters at CNN who were willing to put in a good word. For what it’s worth, some of those CNN reporters make more money than God and all they do is stand around and read stuff written by someone else.

Wolf Blitzer, I’m talking about you.

CNN’s Rick Sanchez knows which side of campaign reporting gets the butter. McCain’s campaign released the “bitch” video and Sanchez goes all ballistic over McCain’s answer about respecting Democrats and calling it an “excellent” question, as if he dreamed up the answer all by himself. Like that could happen. Sanchez even asked another CNN reporter if that gaff would end the McCain candidacy. As if.

Then, McCain’s campaign manager, Rick Davis, sends out a short story cover letter explaining the whole brouhaha which pulled the other Rick’s cover at CNN. The Clinton News Network.

Very funny, Rick. That’s Rick Davis, not Rick Sanchez. Sanchez is on our team. Davis is on McCain’s team.

I just don’t see a problem here.

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