“How do we beat the bitch?”

So much for Republican family values. You’ll hear about this on CNN in a few days. It takes time for them to cover a Republican story.

Seems that some woman has been stalking the McCain campaign trying to ask a simple question and get a simple answer. My operatives tell me that every day for the past week this women slips into the crowd around John McCain and tries to ask, “How do we beat the bitch?”

McCain shows he’s made of Elmer Fudd stock and usually ignores the question. Good for Elmer.

Sooner or later that woman will get herself in front of a camera. I pity Elmer when he sees the camera’s red light blinking and hears the question from some old wrinkled silvery haired woman, “How do we beat the bitch?”

I sent him a card with a few suggested answers. Watch the news in the next week or so to learn which answer he uses.

If he doesn’t use my suggested answers, he’ll probably say something like, “That’s an excellent question…” then rattle on about how well he’ll do if he wins the nomination, blah, blah. Or, he could say what I want him to say, “I respect Senator Clinton, I respect anyone who gets the nomination of the Democratic party.”

See? Even better would be if Elmer would stumble his way through an obviously embarrassing situation, and cough up both answers at the same time.

Oh, sorry. Scratch all that. Bill just told me that the old wrinkled silvery haired woman works for him.