Let me get this straight. Barack Obama is brown nosing voters by telling women that the best candidate for women is really a man. Right. And George Bush has a three digit IQ. Obama’s latest speeches and television commercials are a real hoot. Suddenly he’s become deeply sensitive to the needs and aspirations of women, … Read More »
A bare fist fight night in Florida
November 29, 2007
What’s more fun than watching a bunch of angry, bitter old men in funeral suits yell at each on stage in front of a national television audience? Nothing. I watched the Republican presidential debate on television. What a hoot. It was as if God had raised her hand and not one of the candidates knew … Read More »
A flat tire in Ankney
November 28, 2007
I had no idea where Ankeny, Iowa was on a map, so I rejoiced when the plane blew a tire on the tarmac in Washington. What a relief. Well, it didn’t last long. Airports actually carry spare tires. Even funnier than the fact that there’s a place called Ankeny, is the fact that I was … Read More »
Pray for Clinton-Obama in 2008
November 27, 2007
I need some good news. This whole Iowa thing has given me a headache. Now I hear that Oprah’s coming to Iowa to campaign for Obama. What does she see in the man? Bill says to stick with the game plan and waved some new Gallup Poll in my face which is supposed to make … Read More »
The kiss of Newt
November 26, 2007
Bill just gave me the bad news. He was on the phone with Newt Gingrich. According to Newt’s view from his personal political crystal ball, he thinks Barack Obama will win the Iowa caucus in January. I cried. We put in so much time and money slogging around Iowa corn fields the past couple of … Read More »
Bald women who look like men
November 25, 2007
Yesterday I was in Sioux City, IA when I ran into a woman with a bald head who looked like a man with a bald head at a football game. Someone painted her head red, white, and blue, with some flag stripes, a few white stars and a nice “Hillary” logo along the side. I … Read More »
Telling you what you want to hear
November 24, 2007
Barack Obama has it right. My campaign polls, triangulates, and tests opinions so I end up telling voters what they want to hear instead of what they need to hear. It’s what good politicians do. In the entire Democratic presidential campaign to date, has Barack Obama ever told a crowd something they do not want … Read More »
Hear the piggies squeal in China
November 23, 2007
Sometimes politics is just too easy. All that’s really necessary to get positive news coverage is to watch CNN, find out what’s happening that voters don’t like, then come out against it. This week it’s toxic toys from China. The Chinese government is like a bunch of little piggies wallowing in the mud. Do a … Read More »