Bill always said it’s best to play to your strength in politics, build a base, expand the base. That’s what I’m doing. The base is women. Which women are coming to dine at Hillary’s political dinner party? All of them. Well, most of them. We’ll never get the Stepford Wives. They always vote Republican. Who … Read More »
Where does all the money go?
October 14, 2007
We’ve received some criticism about all the money our campaign has collected so far. I don’t know how much but it’s a lot. Where does all the money go? People. Television. Radio. Newspapers. Fundraisers. Fundraisers? Yes. It costs money to raise money. It’s worse than United Way. I look at the budget from time to … Read More »
Rising star, fading star, fading star
October 13, 2007
I got a call tonight from Mark Penn with a heads up on a CNN poll about to be released. It will show more Republican stars fading fast. All of them but Giuliani. Rudy does a better job of kissing conservative buttocks than anyone else so he deserves the top spot. What happened to Fred … Read More »
Relatives that revel in politics
October 12, 2007
I’m not so sure about Bill’s participation in the campaign. The crowds just love the guy. For some reason they seem to love Bill even more than me, or so it seems, and my aides tell me that voters look forward to his presence on the political stage come 2008. Why is that? What is … Read More »
The NPR candidate strikes back
October 11, 2007
One thing I’ll say about Barack Obama is that he keeps a promise. He promised to get more aggressive and he did. Today’s Barrack money quote: “Now is the time when we’re going to be laying out a very clear contrast between myself and Senator Clinton.” That’s all fine and dandy my young colleague, but … Read More »
How can Hillary save the Republican Party?
October 10, 2007
Politics is a tough business. Despite what the country’s founding fathers may have thought about building a citizen government, the reality is that governing is tough, dirty work, not for the faint of heart. Idealists get trampled out of existence by the pragmatists in government because compromise is an art form. It’s the give and … Read More »
Will the fat lady sing in Florida?
October 9, 2007
It’s all over but the singing. Too bad we have to wait until January for the votes to be counted in Iowa. Howard Dean met his Waterloo in Iowa, so I decided to go to Cedar Rapids instead. Barrack Obama and John Edwards both went to Waterloo. A lot of good it did them. The … Read More »
Elvis loves me, this I know…
October 8, 2007
I got a call tonight from Elvis. He agreed to perform live at my birthday bash in New York. Bill set the whole thing up. The bastard lost his touch. Bill, not Elvis This modest little birthday party should tell you something about how to run a political campaign, which should tell you about how … Read More »