Tomorrow is the big day. The big 6-oh. More than half my life has been with Bill. Ups, downs, more downs. The ins and outs have been good, too. He’s quite the romantic lover.
Why did I stick with Bill? After all, he’s caused me three shades of grief through the years. It’s complicated. He’s my friend. He’s the father of our daughter. He buys me gifts. It’s his way of atoning for sins of the past. In fact, he’s traveling so much these days that the gifts are piling up in the family room.
Maybe he’s atoning for sins of the future. That’s Bill’s version of Clinton Family Values.
Mitt Romney is the best the Republicans can do for presidential candidates espousing family values. Apparently he doesn’t believe in tact. Today. His view will change tomorrow. Today it’s this:
Oh, really? Hey, Mitt. I’m still here. We’re still together.
I called Howard Wolfson and told him to respond this way, “Hillary Clinton needs no lessons on character from a man who switches his positions on a daily basis.”
It’s missionary, or nothing, right, Mitt?
Gotta go. It’s party time.
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