In my whole life I have never, ever spent $400 on my hair, whether cut or styled or colored or whatever. We’ll be living in inflation hell before that happens.
So what does John Edwards do? The lawyer goes on the offensive and attacks me on character and truthfulness. Hello? John Edwards is a lawyer running for president. What does he know about character and truth?
I’m hurt. I’m deeply crushed. I’ll have the bastard audited so many times his wife will wish her husband was really John Kerry.
John Edwards can afford $400 haircuts. It is his right, but it isn’t prudent during a presidential campaign. Edwards won his money fair and square by conning juries into big awards against various business interests, earned his hefty commission, and has money to burn on a lackluster presidential campaign.
What he doesn’t have is much time. His 15 minutes of fame are just about over.
From what my aides tell me, Barack Obama has solicited campaign help from Jay Leno’s writers on The Tonight Show.
“Hillary is not the first politician in Washington to declare ‘mission accomplished’ a little too soon.”
That’s a veiled reference to President Bush declaring ‘mission accomplished’ in Iraq before anyone realized the mission was not as advertised.
That’s exactly the problem with the pretty boy candidates in this race. They are not as advertised. To show how tough they are each one takes a swing at the nearest candidate of substance. That would be me.
Bring it on pretty boys. But watch the signs because I’m at bat and ready to ‘swing away.’
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