I’m not so sure about Bill’s participation in the campaign. The crowds just love the guy. For some reason they seem to love Bill even more than me, or so it seems, and my aides tell me that voters look forward to his presence on the political stage come 2008.
Why is that? What is it about that Clinton charm that makes otherwise reasonable voters swoon over his speeches and very presence? He’s a convicted liar and an adulterer, for Christ’s sake. Apparently that doesn’t mean much in politics these days. The public may not demand it but they don’t seem to care if their politicians come with flaws.
Bill loves the spotlight and relishes every moment on center stage. As first husband he’ll have plenty of opportunity. I plan to keep him busy. We’ll see how much he loves politics after eight years on the road. America’s first roving ambassador of good will won’t have time to track down an intern.
Flight attendant? Maybe. I’ll choose who goes on the plane.
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