I had a bad day. Actually, I sucked. It’s these damned debates. There are too many debates, too many questions, too many opportunities to stumble. I sucked last night. Bill told me not to worry, “When you’re done sucking, Hillary, suck it up. Move on.” He always says that. Still, the damage is done. It … Read More »
Giuliani’s waffle comes out of the closet
October 30, 2007
Every front runner in a political campaign needs to be careful about stumbling too early in the race. Rudy Giuliani just ran out of the closet and fell on his face. Rudy, Dwight Eisnehower’s elf from New York, says he’s a Boston Red Sox fan. Rudy’s not a Yankees fan or a Mets fan. He’s … Read More »
Why is this man saying nasty things?
October 29, 2007
Who is Tom Tancredo and why is he saying nasty things about me? Seriously. I didn’t even know who the guy was until someone at my birthday party asked me what I thought of Tom Tancredo’s remarks. I had to ask. I hate it when that happens. From what I’ve learned since, the guy is … Read More »
I don’t bake cookies
October 28, 2007
This is not a secret. Read my lips: “I don’t bake cookies.” Who has the time? Baking cookies is the pastime of June Cleaver, not someone who wants to rule the country. I mean, run the country. I eat cookies, though. I’m something of the Clinton family aficionado when it comes to cookies. Soft and … Read More »
Billy Crystal needs a hairpiece
October 27, 2007
A few notes from the birthday party: When Bill told me that Elvis would be attending my 60th birthday bash, I though he’d have a dozen or so Elvis impersonators. Instead, we got Elvis Costello. What a let down. The man is worse than Johnny Cash with all that black, morbid look. Ron Howard came … Read More »
The first day of the rest of my life
October 26, 2007
Last night was the party, but today is the big day. I turn 60. I feel great. And why not? My family is healthy. Bill is healthy. Chelsea is healthy. I’m healthy. You’re healthy. We’re all healthy. Except for Barack Obama. He’s looking a little anemic these days. I’m the poster girl for the slogan … Read More »
Clinton Family Values
October 25, 2007
Tomorrow is the big day. The big 6-oh. More than half my life has been with Bill. Ups, downs, more downs. The ins and outs have been good, too. He’s quite the romantic lover. Why did I stick with Bill? After all, he’s caused me three shades of grief through the years. It’s complicated. He’s … Read More »
Microsoft makes my face hurt
October 24, 2007
I’m on the plane tonight trying to relax the cramps in my face. Most of Tuesday morning was devoted to a series of fundraisers in Seattle, and a visit to Microsoft’s corporate campus in nearby Redmond, then flights to Colorado and Iowa. Again. If I never see a row of corn again it will be … Read More »