News that makes me laugh

What is funnier these days than the news? 500 news channels and nothing is on. News has become a situation comedy with the same characters night after night. News That Makes Me Laugh #21 – Former Mexican President Vincente Fox is hilarious. Or, is it Hillarious. Whatever. The guy is funny. And smart.. Bill got … Read More »

The three-way race for second place

It’s a long race and anything can happen. That’s the official line. After all, no one has cast a vote yet. The unofficial line is much different. Even before the first votes the whole Democratic presidential campaign has become a three way race for second place. Obama, Edwards, and probably someone else. You know what … Read More »

Living and learning politics

Back in the day we tried to get health care for everyone who wanted it. The problem was that those who didn’t want it were in congress. Guess what? I’m baaaaack. This time there’s no 1,300 page bill waiting for salivating lawmakers to chew into. Politics is about living and learning. Sometimes I have to … Read More »

What’s in a song?

One of my staffers dared to ask a personal question today. “Senator, what’s on your iPod?” Our country has serious problems in domestic and foreign policy issues, and I’m paying someone with a college degree and a desire to help shape America’s future to ask questions like that. I’m trying to be more spontaneous and … Read More »

Health care free for all

Well, it is out there and ready for everyone to take a close look. The health care plan for the century. Monday is a good day to release good news. Friday is good for bad news. Who can be against improved health care? Apparently, anyone running for office. One sure fire way to keep voters … Read More »

Al Gore needs a new job

I thought Bill was the original Come Back Kid. Looks like our old pal Al Gore is making a career out of sucking up to Hollywood big wigs. It’s hard to believe that Al won an Oscar for a campaign speech, but that’s what An Inconvenient Truth really is. He made a movie out of … Read More »

I take a licking, and keep on sticking

I can take a joke as well as anyone. Every member of the Clinton family knows how to roll with the punches. The latest punch is a joke making the rounds in Washington about the Hillary Clinton Commemorative Stamp. Please. If you’ve just eaten or have a weak stomach, turn the TV on to Fox … Read More »

I love a man in uniform

There’s something about good discipline that requires a uniform. A man in uniform looks polished, dignified, in control. When I become Commander-in-Chief I’ll see about getting a uniform. Bill would look good in a unform. So does General Wesley Clark. The gray hair, the reserved smile, the crisp uniform, and all those medals– it just … Read More »