What is funnier these days than the news? 500 news channels and nothing is on. News has become a situation comedy with the same characters night after night.
News That Makes Me Laugh #21 - Former Mexican President Vincente Fox is hilarious. Or, is it Hillarious. Whatever. The guy is funny. And smart.. Bill got me a copy of his book. Fox is more astute than the Cisco Kid.
Fox says Bush is “the cockiest guy I have ever met in my life.” Vinny, my friend. He’s a politician. It’s what we do. How about George’s Spanish? Fox says Bush’s Spanish is about “grade school level.” That means he speaks Spanish as well as he speaks English.
News That Makes Me Laugh #23 - Hillary Clinton is a lesbian. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. People say all kinds of things about me so what can I do? I did an interview with The Advocate’s Sean Kennedy, and he said, “I 100-percent believe she’s a straight, heterosexual woman.”
Sean is such a fruitcake.
News That Makes Me Laugh #12 - An oldie but a goodie. Mitt Romney is the only Republican candidate with an outside chance who has had only one wife. And he’s the Mormon. So much for Republican Family Values.
Except for Romney, the top Republican presidential candidates all look like Dwight Eisenhower just before he died. Romney is the one no one pays attention to and, take it from me, he would make a very good, competitive candidate. He’d still lose. But he would look good trying.
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