I can take a joke as well as anyone. Every member of the Clinton family knows how to roll with the punches.
The latest punch is a joke making the rounds in Washington about the Hillary Clinton Commemorative Stamp. Please. If you’ve just eaten or have a weak stomach, turn the TV on to Fox News.
This joke has been around in a few different versions for a few years. This is what you get when you try to help people.
“The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a picture of Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements while serving as the First Lady of our nation.The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the “Hillary” postage was not being delivered. Senator Clinton demanded a full investigation into the allegations.
A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many dollars spent, made the following findings:
1 – The stamp was manufactured properly.
2 – There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
3 – People were just spitting on the wrong side.”
Just to set the record straight, there is no Hillary Clinton Commemorative Stamp. There will be. Give me a year.
And who spits on stamps anyway? Just wait until Bush gets his own stamp. People will buy them by the sheets and use them as Texas Toilet Paper.
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