There’s something about good discipline that requires a uniform. A man in uniform looks polished, dignified, in control. When I become Commander-in-Chief I’ll see about getting a uniform.
Bill would look good in a unform. So does General Wesley Clark. The gray hair, the reserved smile, the crisp uniform, and all those medals– it just gives me a quiver to sit next to the man.
Speaking of quivers, General Clark endorsed the Clinton for President campaign today. Timing is everything. We had it all set up and Rudykong walked right into it. All that nonsense about Hillary not respecting Petraeus or the military doesn’t look so tough today, does it Rudy? One endorsement from a well-respected and handsome military general is all it took.
Clark’s money quote is almost good enough to get him into another Clinton administration. “She’s a remarkable person. She’s had incredible experiences; she’s smart; she’s done her homework.” All the gushing words came from our speech writing team. Clark looks good in uniform but can’t handle himself in a speech or a press conference. He’s worse than Bush with a stuttering problem. Oh, wait…
Clark looks good, smiles great, and he can write. Or, at least he can afford to hire someone to help him with his writing. That’s alright. I have people help me with speeches.
Clark’s book is “A Time to Lead.” See? Timing again. We’ve got him scheduled to visit Iowa and New Hampshire over the next few months. Everywhere Clark goes to plug his book, I’ll show up a day later, just like Bill has it in the plan.
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